The dawgs in the Sasburg have their own unique way of rollin' in the Vaal hood, the code they live by is - it's either you go large (as in supersized M@t#erf$&ers) or go home! When we have steak it's a thick cut monster steaks, when we have beer it's a draught on tap (in man sized glass), we do competitive spinning at gym (like staring each other down releasing the fear) and everything I mean everything must be value for money - double dawg style.
When we dine we even have thick cut sashimi, like steaks and a man's man sized mezze platter!
Though the size portions are big, the best sushi that you will find in the Vaal Triangle is Sushi @ Gary's. The fish is fresh and it's value for money, if you are ever in the area you must try it. The mezze platter is from Feast in Parys not Paris with healthy sized portions on the menu and a nice atmosphere. I can highly recommend them if you do drive through Parys as in the States, Free State (they are on the main road you cannot miss them).
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| Sushi @ Gary's thick cut salmon sashimi (the size of small steaks) |
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| Man size mezze platter at Feast |
We shop here only at the best mall, and that is the Vaal Mall where we get double the value bananas - double dawgs! We are big on security as you can buy barbed wire by the meter next to the roadside as well as re-gas your car's aircon next to the road right outside the mall on your way to the R42 (Parys).
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| Vaal Mall |
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| Two for one priced bananas |
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| Barbed wire is sold next to the road not the mall |
Local transport is something else here...we got limo's, bakkies kitted out with helluva sound systems, we like to ride our bicycles and harley's that would make you want to weep. All on Vaal baby! The only problem is the size of the potholes - they are enormous and boy do they grind my gears. Some of them are patched up like the one below but others are the size of man holes. Next the roads for your viewing pleasure you will find cattle, everywhere, even next to the highway. There are even stalker ice cream vans lurking in the streets, scaring the children with there signature creepy tune that they play over and over for hours. I can still hear it playing in my head, it haunts me. Close the curtains and switch of the lights the orange ice cream van is lurking in the street! Quick kids hide!
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| My music's so loud - B!@tc#es are so jealous right now! |
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| Peeps want to be heard in the Burg. Word! |
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| Harley on Vaal: Players wanna be me... |
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| Patched up sucker: Potholes grind my gears uuurrgggh |
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| Roadside livestock |
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| Beware of orange stalker ice cream van in a street near you! |
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| We love our bicycles - even grandpa over here does! |
In Sasolburg everything is larger than life, from Christmas lights on houses to local marketing initiatives, to offering Chinese massages (hopefully without a happy ending).
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| Over the top Christmas lights - definitely a crowd puller |
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| Yes that is a giant toilet roll on those block of flats |
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| Clever advertising: "Milk on the Mooove". How cute? |
Even our rainbows are quite spectacular - Sasburg spectacular...see we also have here. So pretty.
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| Rainbow on the way to Parys |
Until next time...players are gonna be hatin' yo!
Bouf
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